(Source: kushandwizdom, via peeinyourmouth)
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
(via vagina-itch)
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
(Source: propanone, via vagina-itch)
so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”
(via vagina-itch)
hover over this
nothing happened…
i never said anything was gonna happen
(via vagina-itch)
Everyone has that girl in their class that always sings and you’re just like
(via vagina-itch)
(Source: claudiaacaceres, via peeinyourmouth)
If I find out a guy has nice tattoos, my level of attraction towards him increases.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Yes and piercings -melts-
PIERCINGS AS WELL
